Last week we were at Whole Foods when Parker spotted a woman with purple hair. He quite loudly stated, "Look Mom, that lady killed her hair." Not sure what he meant by this, I asked him what he was talking about. He replied, "You know, like how you 'die' your hair, she 'killed' hers too."

We've been talking about the United States Government a lot lately and at the dinner table a few nights ago I asked Parker what the name of our President was. He paused and then with {a whole lot of} confidence shouted, "O-DRAMA." I did not correct him.

I have a Tervis Tumbler with a Republican elephant emblem on it. Finley asked what it meant. Parker told her that it means 'American.' Again, no correction was made.

In the car this morning I was about to change the Maroon 5 song "Moves Like Jagger" when Parker told me to leave it. He said that "Moves Like a Dragon" was his favorite song ever.

That Parker. He sure is a funny guy.